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5. Shexting
Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.
I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
1. Shexting
The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
2. Shexting
texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method
3. Shexting
The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.
I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...
4. Shexting
Texting while taking a shit.
Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.
6. Shexting
Texting while your in the bathroom.
I was updating my Facebook at dropping a duece at the same time. Shitting and texting+SHEXTING.
7. shexting
The art of texting when shitting, also texting someone while they are shiitng when you are shitting
When I was on the toilet, I was shexting Amber. She was also on the toilet and she was shexting me back.
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