Texting while taking a shit.
Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.
#crap #toilet #text #texter #cellphone
by DDFL May 14, 2011
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texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method
#shitting #texting #pooping #can #rimmer
by trannykingtuck January 27, 2007
The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.
I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...
#shit #dump #text #texting #sms #shitting #multitask
by ramiro_sierra February 09, 2012
Shit and text
"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"
#shit #text #balls #ass #phone
by gatman January 25, 2015
Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.
I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
#shitting #pooping #texting #shixting #sexting
by titoliston October 24, 2011
Texting while your in the bathroom.
I was updating my Facebook at dropping a duece at the same time. Shitting and texting+SHEXTING.
#texting #shitting #pooping #facebook #bathroom
by WhiskeyWednesdayREPRESENT February 24, 2011
The art of texting when shitting, also texting someone while they are shiitng when you are shitting
When I was on the toilet, I was shexting Amber. She was also on the toilet and she was shexting me back.
#shit #text #shitting #texting #shexten #shiten #mario #pittsburgh
by Mario from the Burgh March 20, 2009
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