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4.
Texting while taking a shit.
Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.
by DDFL May 14, 2011
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1.
texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method
by trannykingtuck January 27, 2007
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2.
The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009
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3.
The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.
I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...
by ramiro_sierra February 09, 2012
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5.
Texting while your in the bathroom.
I was updating my Facebook at dropping a duece at the same time. Shitting and texting+SHEXTING.
by WhiskeyWednesdayREPRESENT February 24, 2011
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6.
Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.
I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
by titoliston October 24, 2011
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7.
the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.
Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.
by peter sutcliffes lovechild July 22, 2011
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