The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
by Davollin December 08, 2008
When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony
Hey girl, you wanna ride my Shetland pony?
by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013
The smelliest fucking horse on earth.
Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!
by Jornibo September 24, 2008