A social studies teacher who has too much facial hair and uses the word "anywhozzles" at completely inappropriate times during long rants.
Also known for touching certain kids repeatedly on the heads and showing them disturbing images on smart boards.
An unusual hatred for anyone of the British species.
Innocent Child 1: Did you see that S.S. teacher hit that kid with a yard stick?
Innocent Child 2: Yeah! He's a total Sherner.