Sheltercove a.k.a. Shelterhood is the hoodest and most essential area of Toms River
where ever member of Toms River High School East
has visited at least once. During the day, you can bike or longboard
to this outstanding ghetto bay beach
and you get a classy
view of Seaside Heights
a.k.a. Sleezeside right across it. There's also some real nice jungle gym sets and volleyball courts with the nets and balls always conveniently missing. There's also cracked tennis courts and soccer fields that always flood. There's also an annual Sheltercove Beach "Party" every summer where Bob Marley
look-a-likes perform on stage while there's vendors selling shitty
food and purses. During the night, it's the area everyone goes to on their boring, useless Friday nights to smoke a boge
, get laid
, or just chill with friends listening to bullshit music hella
loud. It also doubles as the spot to exchange booze
or illegal substances, so pigs
tend to roam the area. Despite Shelterhood's rough appearances, the kids in Shelterhood are like no other. They are proud motherfuckers
who take no one's shit and will defend their home til the death.
- Yo man, nothing's going on tonight. What should we do?
- Chill at Sheltercove I guess.
- Alright sounds good.
-Don't mess with him. He's from Sheltercove.
In addition to the original definition, Sheltercove
is also the home to countless woods parties
when everyone else refuses to have a party
that night. If you go back there, you'll found an infinite amount of beer
cans and alcohol bottles, as well as a few couches
and various other furniture.
- Hey, where should we drink tonight?
-I don't know. Nothing's going on. I guess we'll go to Sheltercove.