Once a year she moves to the outside world for migrating season. This is a very emotional time for a shelly as it can only find one brad out of hundreds. Once she has found her brad she then mates and moves back to her final resting place. 2 years from that time a small fetus grows inside of her until she releases it into the milo tin where it slowly sheds its powderised liquid crap which form the weak as shit milo.
What you did was so Shelly.
If only you were a Shelly.
That's right, Shelly is my girlfriend.
also loves to help others
JOE: hell yeahh shes so sweet and cute... i just wanna bang the $h!t outta her! no lie man
BOB: wow... i was just sayin she looked cute
JOE: my bad man my bad
Dumbass(two weeks later): Shit man... I broke up with Shelly... FML
fisher: ya she's banging