Top Definition
When a guy doesn't get to use his penis anymore either by not wanting to or not being allowed to.
female friend, "I bet he is slaughtering your pussy right now!"
Friend of female friend, "Nah he has a shelf cock. I would love him to plow me but he wants to wait a little while longer"
friend(male), "Maybe you need me to jam you for a while....?"

friend (another male mate) Maybe the idiot is gay, I'd screw you in a heartbeat!"
by Jenkisani November 10, 2010

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