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a band that will own your life after one listen. Amazing band members that just love to rock out under wooden awnings, and have amazing band t-shirts. a band that will excite the retarted and have cupcakes spell out their name. Girl: hey did you ever hear shelbyville?
Boy: yes Girl: what did you think? Boy: they own my life now |
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a location that is inferior to, or at least less significant than, a nearby place (from "The Simpsons") "I'm moving to Elm Street." "Dude, that's Shelbyville."
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Shelbyville Indiana: Hailed by all Indiana as the largest exporters of corn and incest in the entire state. Accurate to their town slogan: "XXXX XXXX XXXXXXX" which translated for the literate says: "Where EVERYONE is family," everyone, in fact, is family. Recent surveys showed that that 97% of all Shelbyvillians have slept either with their cousin or sibling out in a cornfield in the past 6 months. Man: Hey lets go to Shelbyville and have sex under the corn.
Woman: Sorry, you are not my brother. Man: Damn Shelbyvillians. |
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a hicktown, in Shelby County Indiana. Also known as Shelbytucky. "Man, your mom's aunt is also her cousin? That's messed up. Where are you from again??"
"Shelbyville." "Shelbytucky, right. Hick." |
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