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A flat chested ugly stripper (pole dancer). It is recommended that you wash your sheets after smanging (smash + banging) this rare beast. Be careful where you leave your wallet with this one, ultra-sound techs and strippers can't be trusted.
David: I just got smanging that girl shelby. I think she took my wallet.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
by jolly roger69 March 10, 2011
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a fat rug muching mush mort has a fat ass and a dirty face thinks she is the most sexiest girl in the world when really she is a dirty huge fat mush mort..
lives at number 16 shelby
by john5544 September 09, 2011
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To double-team; to tag team (originally sexual connotation). Also applicable to all other instances of tag-teamming and double teamming.
Hey Pat and Steve! Remember that time when you shelby'd the shit out of Shelby?

{Playing Halo} Oh dayum, I just got shelby'd so hard.
by Set the Controls for May 06, 2007
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The outsider in a close group of friends; third wheel
Desarai is such a shelby, she does practically anything we tell her.
by Mo' Tisha September 07, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1) A girl who has a big nose and or a mustache. Dresses as if were in the 50's and smells like a fucking queef coming out of a smelly-fat-retarded-fuck from wal-mart.

2)A fat girl who loves drama and tries to tell her your secrets and yells them across class. Also has fucked up teeth.
1) Man tht shelby is kickin on her lip and she smells hella bad.

2) Shelby is gay and has fucked up teeth and know one cares about her drama cause she stinks like rotten eggs.
by papa pp May 27, 2008
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a very immature girl that still plays with barbies but yet has a awsome brother
dont be such a shelby........gosh
by Dan Parrigin February 15, 2009
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Shelby is a big butt having, stupid face wearing, stank ass smelling sack of poo.This whore will draw you in with her satan pussy and trap your dick in its vice like grip. she will drag you into the pits of relationship hell with her constant bitching and moaning. her bipolar ass will make your head spin from the constant mood change. if you have ropes or knives or guns in your house remove them before dating this cunt not because shes going to kill you but rather that youll want to end your own fucking life at the very sound of her voice. however this bitch does make a mean spaghetti.
i could almost marry this shelby for her food skills.
by dirty mccurdy September 20, 2010
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