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Penis coated in cocaine. Developed by Seth McFarlane during the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.
A dick with cocaine on it is called a 'Sheenis' in Norway.
by zn-1 September 20, 2011
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When a guy spreads a line of cocaine on his dick for a girl to snort. This is generally done before a blowjob.

This term arises from the actor Charlie Sheen, who is famous for his rampt use of the drug and association with hookers.
Girl: Why is your dick white?

Black Guy: What? Haven't you ever seen a Sheenis?

Girl: ...

Black Guy: Winning! *thumbs up*
by Fen*Pen September 19, 2011
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A penis with cocaine sprinkled on it ala Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go down on him.
by Tenacious Faulker September 19, 2011
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A dick with cocaine on it. From the roast of charlie sheen.
Yo dude, pass the sheenis, I'mma blow another line!
by stonedasstits September 19, 2011
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A penis with coke on it. Used in the Roast of Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central
That chick is such a cokehead, id bet if you gave yourself a sheenis she'd give you some mad head
by caprowler048 October 01, 2011
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When a person puts Coke on their dick(Charlie Sheen)
A prostitute sucked Charlie Sheens Sheenis
by ComedyCentralComedian September 19, 2011
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n. A penis with crack on it. First Referenced on Comedy Central's Roast of Charlie Sheen. Similar to a sheen for a woman. Many who have sheenis envy often use this term to make fun of Charlie Sheen
I just smoked a huge sheenis. It was epic
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