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If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'
Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'
by Jimmorrisonstew April 25, 2011
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