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Shizzard 

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.
I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard
Shizzard by Ellbobby February 21, 2011
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Something that should never be said to an officer of the law...
"Son, where's your licence?"
"SHAZZAM!"
"...son, I'm going to have you ask you to step out of the car."
shazzam by Orphans January 11, 2005

Shazaroo 

Making someone feel obliged,sorry for you or guilty so they will give you cigarettes/booze.

slowly hinting towards them offering you a beer is the key for a successfull shazaroo, commonly used expressions include "So, how many beers you got tonight?", "I could really go a beer", "I havn't had a beer in so long".

Sounding down on your self and hinting to how hard your life is can also be useful for completing teh shazaroo.

Shazarooist: "Hey Carl, sup Al? what you drinking to night?"
"really? I love those, I wish I had a beer."
(sound depressed here)

Carl: "Do you want a beer shazarooist?"

Shazarooist: "thanks Carl"

Al: "Carl you just got shazarooed!"

Shazaroo by Maunik January 25, 2008
Word used to express pride in the successful completion of a magic trick. Word is said whilst the fingers of both hands are splayed horizontally to the floor gesturing towards the area of the illusion. (one hand above the other)
Can also be used to celebrate general achivement and completion of tasks.
Can also be split in to two syllables, sha and zam when denoting something that is undeniably funny, yet unfortunate. (In this way used to "lighten the mood" )
Always accompanied with hand gesture
"When the sheet is dropped, the girl shall be gone!"
(sheet is dropped, girl is gone)
....Shazzam!

Straight A exam results
....Shazzam!

Shopping bag splits, shopping is spread over car park, muller rice rolls under car, person looks on in dejection
.....Sha..zzam
Shazzam by Houdini Hoes October 4, 2009
What I say when I have found somthing really cool and no one is watching. When screamed out it has more of a surprised meaning but when said in a low tone it is totally sexy.
Everyone is watching the game while you are in the corner, " SHAZZAM!". Total attention getter.
Shazzam by Neva Palmer September 30, 2006

Shizzarific 

Terrific, 'The Shizzle' Cross Intended For Only The Masters Of The Shizz To Use
If That Was Anymore Shizzarific Millions Would Have Died From Their Minds Blowing Up
Shizzarific by Sheva December 6, 2006