Top Definition
A story that is random and actually has no point or purpose at all. generaly are said by people with the name shawn. by saying shawn stories you are guaranteeing a life alone with no friends, love ones, or sex.
shawn-i went to athletes world to buy socks... then i didnt.

normal people- wow that was such a shawn story....
by gorzitzacarter May 22, 2011

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