A Cunningham is a mysterious and highly homosexually driven creature. A Shawn Cunningham is a very rare species of under developed homo erectus that never evolutionarily caught up with current human beings. Some say that Cuninghams no longer exist and have gone extinct. This theory has been supported since the findings of ancient scrolls that were discovered in the ruins of an English castle. These scrolls enscribed a mass killing of over 13 million Cuninghams. There has been no clear explanation as to why the Cunninghams were killed, but many historians believe that the animals released there testicular juices into the mouths of young adolescents during the night when they were asleep. However, modern technology and the efforts of modern zoologists have brought forth new evidence as to the existence of Modern Shawn Cunninghams. These Cunninghams are said to be lurking in small residential communities in northern New Jersey. Some say that Shawn Cunninghams are shape shifters and take the forms of odd looking teenage boys with receding hairlines. More evidence shows that the creatures most likely have an intense homosexual appetite that cannot be quenched. And due to eyewitness testimony, Cunninghams are extremely attracted to boys with large noses. A modern day Shawn Cunningham has yet to be captured since they haven't yet mastered simple vocabulary because they have speech deficiencies. If anyone has any information about Cunninghams please call 1-800-I-SAW-A-CUNNINGHAM.