How to recognize one?
They are usually small,stubby or stumpy person(Around 4 Feet 6 inches to 5 feet tall maximum) in size. They all carry some fat around the waist. They have dry blond hair (w/ Gel in it) and blue eyes.
Because of they're small size, they have then very tiny penis and therefore will make them horny as hell! When mating, they will usually finish they're ritual by peforming the well known Donkey Punch}
They are fearless and vicious American haters!! Especially the ones born in New-York.
Peoples usually call them name like'
"Dwarf", "Gobblin", "Midget", "Hobbit" or "Ghouls"
They are known to fart a lot and therefore will leave nasty and uncleanable shit in they're underwear. They love doing this under the bed sheets just to piss of they're mates. They will also farts in public or around other peoples as well!