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One that tries to make it to the stalls, pulls down his pants but never reaches the toilet, and ends up sharting a messy Van Gogh on the bathroom floor. Tawfiq finished eating at Taco Bell and quickly became a well known shartist.
The phantom pooper is a shartist. As a professional shartist, Walter, using a pair of Nike's to quickly reach his destination, only uses Baconators as a medium. Dinusha is an amazing and experienced shartist, overcoming the difficulty of producing artwork while experiencing shartburn. Jon is a public facility shartist, producing amazing shartwork for over two and a half decades. |
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One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon. After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa
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One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon. After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa
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One who creates fabulous works of art by painting with liquified poo or shart. This shartist spans all genres, from classical portraits to Pollock-style modern splatter technique. That Grandy is a damn fine shartist. He is the Jackson Pollock of shartists.
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