The state of one’s face after poop particles are transferred from a shartphone to the ear and cheek. SHARTFACE!
Using anyone's shartphone without wiping it down first. SHARTFACE!
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
The recipient of a wet,runny facial shart. Usually someone who enjoys having a sex partner fart on their face and ends up the unexpected recipient of a shart. Can also be done as a prank simialr to tea bag or as revenge see:cleavland steamer similar in substance to santorum
See also: Dirty Rainbow
My Fuckbuddy asked me to fart on his face durring sex. So the next time we hooked up I hovered over his face and pushed out a fart, but I sharted instead!
My friend passed out on the couch after jacking off. So I sharted on his face.