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When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story.... Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific....................... The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up............... RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories. Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy... Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem. Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants .If your going commando this is catergory 4. Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them. Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ...... Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story). Shart (have to say in example)
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a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart") I sharted at the party last night and
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gas followed by mass. that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.
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When one farts and a little shit comes out. We gota go, dude.
Why? It's an emergency! What? I sharted, dude. What's that? Sharted! Huh? I farted and a little shit came out! -Along Came Polly SEE THAT MOVIE |
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To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose Tony Was At The Park and A ilent But Deadly Wound Up Being A Shart
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A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.
Cat 1) Wet Sensation Cat 2) Wet Underwear Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public) Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life) Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods. On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
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v. - The act of farting in hopes that it will just be air, but to ones' dismay...a little shit comes out. I thought it was just a little gas...but no...it was a freakin' shart.
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v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart I accidentally sharted myself.
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