This man is a paragon of indomitable manliness. Just the sound of his name is enough to impregnant a woman. There are many legends of his sexual conquests, which have been documented in the famous Indian script, the Kama Sutra. Some say he even invented sexual intercourse. His badass exploits have been featured in movies and books such as, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Bible, Rambo, and many more. His addiction to cocaine in the the 80s was even featured in the film about his Miami Vice days, Scarface. He didn't die at the end though, the world would simply implode from the lack of his existence. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end. Some would even compare him to Jesus, but Jesus has mercy, this man does not.
To sharkey is to mix by pouring two or more elements (usually of an alcoholic nature) back and forth between two cups, resulting in a homogeneous mixture throughout. The most common drinks to sharkey are the rum & Coke and the ginger ale & whiskey.
If you don't sharkey that drink, you're just going to get Coke on top and rum at the bottom.