1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair
2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever
The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.
Any typos result in a direct disqualification.