Holmes is not famous for his acute sense of logical reasoning, it seems he'll never be sober enough to see that the magnifying glass he found doesn't truly make a difference.
Will Shardlock Holmes ever solve the mystery of the last lost shard?
Jib Tech Warrior #2: No man, we dropped like a fucken... 10 on my bed lets fucking take out my mom's comb and it'll be like an excavation site !!!! LOOK THERE'S A SHARD !
Jib Tech Warrior #1: That's a piece of salt from the pretzels you were eating earlier. I swear if you start investigating for fucking "shards" again and being Shardlock Holmes I'll take my pipe and leave.
A Shard Hunter, Shard Patrol, A Hurting Fiend.
(2)Whats wrong with you Shardlock Holmes?
(3)Shardlock Holmes wasted a friday night searching for shards and only found salt, wax, and bread crumbs. HURT!!