| 1. | Shaquille O'Neal | ||
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--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths. --Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches. --Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations. Example 1-
Guy: HEY man! Dude: Wait where are you? Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you! Example 2- Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet? Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm. |
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| 2. | Shaquille O' Neil | ||
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To slap and stick your arm elbow deep into a womans vagina Dude, I totally Shaquille O' Neil'd that chick last night, I think she almost Died
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| 3. | Shaquille O'Neil Disease | ||
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A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body. Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small. Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease. |
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| 4. | Love Shaq | ||
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A song by the B52's about their affection towards NBA basketballer Shaquille O'Neil Bob: "Have you listened to 'Love Shaq' yet?"
Margaret: "No." |
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| 5. | Shaquille O'Neal | ||
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A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant. Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?
You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big. |
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| 6. | Mershaq | ||
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Half Mermaid, half Shaquille O'Neal, and 100% Pretty Cool. Man, it was a good thing Mershaq gave us a ride to Prom when my car broke down.
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| 7. | Hack-A-Shaq | ||
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to intentionally foul Shaquille O'Neil near the basket, sending him to the free throw line where he will probably miss one or more free throws At this stage in the fourth quarter, New York has enough fouls to give and may begin to employ the Hack-A-Shaq
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