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Short for Shaquille O'Neal; NBA player, movie star, terrible rapper, general faggot. Wow, Shaq is 4-for-17 from the free throw line tonight.
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to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team
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(n) large black man who throws it down nasty Give SHAQ the ball in the paint and you cant lose
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He is the man who can dunk over any man. Cannnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuu digggggg iiitttttt?
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1)noun; A "big boned person" who sweats profusely, even during little to no activity.
2)verb; To sweat uncontrollably during minimal activity As in "to shaq it up" 1) John had to rest after combing his hair. He's a real Shaq.
2) I found myself lying in a pool of my own sweat watching the basketball game. I was really shaqing it up |
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1. Anything with an usual large amount of mass. 2. An overweight, cocky, and egoistic player in the NBA who plays center for the Miami Heats. Also known for having a feud with NBA star Kobe Bryant who allegedly called Shaq fat, obese, and a cry-baby. 3. A role model for obesed people. These fat people are also the ones who tend to purchase Shaq jerseys. Person1: Hey look at that guy wearing a Shaq jersey
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive! Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead. Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him! Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months! |
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One of the most dominate forces ever to play the NBA. Currrently plays with the mighty Phoenix Suns. Talk about him being shit with his 4 rings on and the fact he carried Miami and LA to 1 and 3 championships. (Miami did shit before he came along and BOOM chamionship) Man Shaq dominated the paint today!
I dare you to say shaq shit to his 7"2 325lbs body. |
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