A way to describe the form of basketball played by TV character Marge Simpson
"Watch out for the Shaq Attack
That's why I pack a mac, that'll crack 'em back/Cos on my waist there's more Heat than the Shaq Attack
In Pornography when a black male suddenly enters a scene unexpectedly, and proceeds to have intercourse with the female subject of the film.
"Oh, yeah so we were watching this movie called Whale Tails and a Black man named Jamal enters a room of beautiful big butted women and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with them, we then screamed oh shit its a shaq attack".
A form of cyber-warfare generally employed by seasoned Techno-wizards against young unsuspecting Interns who leave their computers unlocked. This attack employs the immortal visage of the great OrbWarrior and Kung-Fu Master Shaquille O'Neal onto the background, login picture and desktop icons of said unsuspecting interns.
The purpose of this attack is two-fold. To remind Interns to keep their computers locked, and to remind us all that His Airness is watching over us all. Always.
"Oh Snap! Looks like Billy got Shaq Attacked!" " Yeah man, He should really lock his computer."
A Shaq Attack is when someone shacks, or spends the night, at someone else's residence. Typically, Shaq Attack's are secret and subtle, meaning roommates may not even be aware of the extra person in the residence. Typically, Shaq Attack's involve some sort of hook up.
Jan Shaq Attacked at Paul's last night.
sexual practice in which a male (usually above 6 feet) pounces on a woman trying to replicate shaq's ability to block in basketball, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse
guy1:dude why are you limping?
guy2:i hurt my leg shaq attacking this sexy ass chick last night