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A thick ass bitch that can make some mean ass brownies
You hungry? Shannons over there
by Shanune April 02, 2017
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A girl named Shannon, is a awesome person who sleeps to much, is silly, loves cats, and to play xbox. Giggles at the weirdest things. Loves to recycle and do the right thing for the enviroment. Loves to make random outbursts during a serious movie. She is pretty, caring, kind, and a really good friend. She will listen to all your problems and make the best out of every situation. Usually Italian and Polish and likes to sleep in random places.
Hannah: Hey where's Shan?
Rebecca: Being shannon
Hannah: Oh ok

Boy1: I was playing xbox with that one girl
Boy 2: Oh, you mean Shannon?
Boy 1: yes, she loves cats
by JT Santiago November 30, 2011
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Tall, Beautiful, Brown haired and brown eyed girl. Has Natural Highlights. Pretty Smile, Freckles. coolest girl you will ever meet! Fun to be around! Sexy, Perfect Body, Has all the boys lined up at her door! men Like her, Women Idolize her. She's a crazy, funny, outgoing type of gal. will do anything crazy and fun! Not like any other girl. she is very loving and caring. loves nature and being around people. very down to earth, has a good sense of humor, a little bit dirty minded but thats okay cause everyone thinks its Halarious . best girl friend anyone could possibly have. If you know a Shannon, Get to know her, It could possibly be the best thing thats ever happened to you! she's a Good kisser, amazing in bed. funniest girl ever!
Yo that girl sexy, damn!
Yo, that must be a shannon! (:
by daring1500987 September 13, 2011
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The most friendliest, funniest, gorgeous girl you'll ever meet. And most guys think she's a great kisser. She is usually best friends with a Khenda and very good at back-talking. She loves to joke around and it's the most funnest person to be around.
Damn that Shannon is hot
by boredasshit101 July 11, 2011
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A nerdy and overweight girl with a speech impediment. She is a habitual hoarder who has a problem of leaving large "surprises" in the toilet which you can smell from down the hall. She is the best roommate ever... not.
Who is that fat girl over there? She smells funny... Must be a Shannon.
by Tunit67 September 25, 2010
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shannon is a beautiful Irish girl with red hair and brown eyes.

she is honest, loving, funny,down to earth,crazy,cool, caring and talented.
One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. she who is beautiful, inside and out. she normally listens to rock. she wont judge things until shes tried it. she loves her veggies but loves ice-cream and pizza more. she is truly a unique person and one of a kind and hates having something the same as anyone else. she usually is a performer.A goddess of beauty and love descented from the heavens. Was created by the gods to make all things on earth happier. She is known for her amazingness, beauty, sex appeal, her stunning smile and bedroom eyes. Shes always hyper but sometimes wants to sleep because she can be very lazy.

if you ever meet a shannon make her yours she's the type of person who will love you allot and you can trust her.
lewis: shannon is so beautiful

john: she shall one day be my wife.
lewis: no mate she'll be mine
by jamiejohnson123 November 18, 2011
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a smart, beautiful girl. perfect to any guy. has a great personality. usually brunette or red headed

be with boys who are tall/medium and brunnette or blonde.
That girl is trying to be a Shannon with that tall blonde.
by thatboyyyy1233 June 02, 2012
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