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The meanest, fugliest person alive. Shannon is racist and doesn't care about kids. Shannon thinks she's a genius but doesn't know shit. Shannon has no life and is going to die alone. Shannon is also known as a bitch, faggot, asshole, whore (or atleast tries to be), and dumbass.
I was with a Shannon last night. Worst decision I ever made.
by Shhxitsxwafflex3 July 06, 2011
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Skank. Ho. Whore. anything negative towards girls that you can think of, a Shannon is it. Shannons are NOT to be trusted. They bounce from guy to guy like it's nobody's business.
Girl1: EWW!!! LOOK AT THAT HO? WHO THE HELL DOES SE THINK SHE IS??

Girl2: Shannon
by schnopsypoo April 08, 2011
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A thick ass bitch that can make some mean ass brownies
You hungry? Shannons over there
by Shanune April 02, 2017
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A two-faced, lying, boy-stealing, attention whore.
Person One - I don't care who that girl is, I'm gonna get that boy to be all mine!
Person Two - Don't be a Shannon...
by applesarelife April 05, 2011
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A Shannon is a wizard of love. A Shannon typically has an enormous behind and daring bedroom eyes.
Damn! Did you see that Shannon?
by Oooooo December 13, 2012
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An amazing girl who LOVES Twilight star Robert Pattinson, the colour green, the singer Adele, and the primary school subject Spelling. Not forgetting the adorable endangered African animal, the cheetah. Shannon has an IQ of Albert Einstien (VEERY SMART) and is a ridiculously good friend. Stick by her and she will make you life full. She is your sun on rainy days. Who comes and shines on you bright always having a compliment.

A Shannon is generally a brunette with dark eyes. She has a maturity of an adult. But with her young friends she can go crazy! A Shannon is a person who will stick with you and won't let you go.
1: Wow, your so lucky to have a Shannon.
2: Yeah. She's such a Shannon.
by Mrs Malik93 September 28, 2012
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Shannons are sluts! Every single one of them!They are usually Irish. Have long brown hair. and dark eyes.

No one likes her! She is negative about everything!

She hates everyone too! She never talks to anyone!

Shes a manwhore! If your a shannon I'd hate to be you!
Awesome girl 1:Omg look at that faggoty slut!Who does she think she is?!

Awesome girl 2:Shannon -_-

Boy 1: Eww look at shannon she is soo ugly and annoying.

Boy 2: I know right? Shes a manwhore
by sallybabeexx August 08, 2011
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