The reason most victims do not terminate the friendship and bludgeon the culprit with a club is because, one of the discernible features of Shanification is that while the victim gets screwed somebody else is reaping the rewards. This could mean that your arduously procured and only stash of Afghan Hash was graciously donated without your permission to members of an extempore party in dire need of getting their brain cells scorched. Or maxing out your credit card to buy fifteen movie tickets online for a movie that rated 10% on Rotten tomatoes for a group of people who you’re seeing for the first and in most cases the last time.
Dude 2: Die Die Die Dude 1. I should've known he was going to shanify me. He gave my ticket away to a cancer patient.
Dude 2: Bummer. Wanna get high and watch Pinky and the Brain?