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A really fat kid who sits around all day on his computer, and likes to make fun of Persian people. Nobody wants to be with him, and is anyone had to be with him, that person would die. He is unloved by his parents, and he is an all around douchebag motherfucker that everybody despises.
Nobody likes Shaneyport.
by persian man with hate August 27, 2012