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Shane Day A Shane Day is one of those days when you wake up and have a beer for breakfast for example. One could also describe a Shane Day as a day where no non alcoholic drinks are consumed from sun up to sun down. This is not a day for the weak or inexperienced. To survive a Shane Day you must have a strong will to do exactly that, survive; being most of these nights include at least one life or death situation. Proceed with caution before speaking the words Lets have a Shane Day. Warning: Shane Days often result in doing absolutely nothing the following day, absences from work, broken friendships, inappropriate text messaging and or sleeping under miscellaneous objects. Man yesterday was such a Shane Day, I was blacked out at 10AM.
Only Shane can stack consecutive Shane Days, how does it he do it? Is he a machine? Drinking already, he must be ready for a Shane Day. Nothing better than a good light beer for breakfast. Dude, there's nothing in your fridge other than beer. What are we going to have for breakfast. Beer I guess. |
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