The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!
-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"


-"Me and the wife just had sex"
by Kreg Keagy July 22, 2008
When you are having sex with a wet chick and she squirts, you soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then ring it out on her face.
Dude 1: I hate it when chicks squirt all over me!
Dude 2: You should try the ShamWow
by Sham_Man November 22, 2009
To go SHAM WOW on someone is like saying you are going to open a can of whoop ass or postal on them.
Don't make me go SHAM WOW on you. That dude just went Sham Wow on that guy.
by DJ Architect April 09, 2009
A nickname given to someone who annoys the living fuck out of you until you pray to God for the sweet gift of death
Jesus Shamwow, you make shoving a pine cone up my ass sound like a wonderful way to relax
by WannaBeTrollerCudosxxxx October 01, 2010
A useless scam product that doesn't work like it's intended to
"This thing is such a shamwow!"
by Blargmuffin May 08, 2010
A breed of ultra absorbant towels that like to get high on marijuana.
Towelie from South Park is a marijuana smoking Shamwow.
by JoRo78 October 12, 2012
An alternative way of saying "That's what she said" which is more appropriate for use in public places or around children.
by Vince-Offer March 30, 2011

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