Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!
Shamps: Dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!
Waffle's: poor shamps
Slang for samples. Such as those analysed in a laboratory. Biological / chemical / geologic / building materials. Anything that someone must sructinise through the use of sophisticated equipment such as stereo and polarised light microscopes.
After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...
"Dang those shamps are the bomb dawg! The dispersion staining colors they are exhibiting show that this sample is positive for chrysotile, homes!"
Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-
"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"