A tampon made of the wonderful shamwow menstration sucker uper
Betsy almost got blood everywhere. Atleast she remembered her shampon!
A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.
Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)
Never Buy a Tampon Again!
Mother: Your grandmother asked me to give this to you when she passed away
Daughter: A Shampon! Thanks, I'll never have to buy a tampon again!