The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.
Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
#shamwow #hooker #punch #sausage #prostitute #smagma
by darryl&Leroy May 04, 2009
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The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
#god's cruel joke #obfuscate #obscure #barack obama #democrats #tards #hoodwink #smoke and mirrors #dupe #trick #mislead #albert #mudsucker #dirty sanchez #rusty trombone #whale potential #butter teeth #aisha #blow job #snag lightning
by Keifermail September 30, 2009
(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
I'm getting shamwowed tonight!
#drunk #blackout #hammered #drinking #alcohol #beer
by c0llister May 02, 2009
A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.

B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
"Man I shamwowed my girlfriend last night"
#sperm #shamwow #shamwowed #cum #load
by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009
The act of getting ripped off.
I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.
#shamwow'd #ripped off #owned #pooned #scammed #played
by Hibbster July 28, 2011
When you get the shit beaten out of you by a client after biting off part of his tounge before intercorse.
almost exactly like that one time Vince the shamwow guy beat the shit out of a hooker for biting his tounge off...
-Shamwowed-
#shamwowed #shamwow #vince #vince shlomi #hooker abuse
by Mike Hawk Izitchie February 26, 2011
The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.
Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.
#bust #cum #giz #tits #ramapo
by HollaGiiirl March 28, 2009
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