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The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
by Keifermail September 30, 2009
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A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.

B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
"Man I shamwowed my girlfriend last night"
by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009
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(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
by c0llister May 02, 2009
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The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.
Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
by darryl&Leroy May 04, 2009
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I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.
by Hibbster July 28, 2011
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When you get the shit beaten out of you by a client after biting off part of his tounge before intercorse.
almost exactly like that one time Vince the shamwow guy beat the shit out of a hooker for biting his tounge off...
-Shamwowed-
by Mike Hawk Izitchie February 26, 2011
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A term ad writers use to describe a particularly poorly written client scribed advertisement.
The Furniture Villain really shamwowed that piece.
by Peggo My Raggo February 25, 2009
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