Capraphagic individual displaying unnerving & disturbing tendencies to indulge in the consumption of fecal matter attached to shrubbery.
Good Cousin #2: "Don't go there Shakun..."
Shakun: "My bad, but I just can't help myself."
Good Cousin #2: "Seriously, don't. No...no!!! too late..."
Shakun: "Dayum that poop on a stick was finger lickin good!!"