Slang for a big-breasted woman. Based on the stereotype that females from Greater Pakistan have large mammaries, which are popularly known as 'Multani Melons', 'Tandoori Tits' & 'Harami Hooters'.

That women of Punjabi, Afghani, Kashmiri, Indus Valley, Sindhi, Indian Muslim & Bengali descent have large 'milk tankers' is a widely disseminated belief, along with the equally formidable reputation that our ladies have for the size of their backsides.

These perceptions have been a major factor in the success of Pakistani & Indian Muslim actresses like Babra Sharif, Reema Khan, Atiqa Odho, Saima Khan, Saima Noor, Noorjehan Wasal, Taslima Sheikh, Sofia Hayat, Khushboo Khan, Shakeela Khatoon, Tabu Hashmi, Reshma Bano & Veena Malik. The reason for this pleasing anatomical feature of South Asian Muslim women is popularly attributed to their copious consumption of dairy products (esp. lassi, milk & cheese), sweets (esp. laddoos & gulab jamuns) & food larded with oil (incl. dalda & desi ghee).

Tamil & Malayalam slang denoting:
1. A Muslim Penis, esp. an Indian Muslim Penis or Pakistani Penis. Derived from 'Ali', a very common Irano-Semitic name.
2. Hence, a Hermaphrodite Penis, or incompletely developed phallus. Based on the erect 4.5-5.0 inch Nordic-Iranian Indo-Islamic Penis averaging a mere half the volume of the erect 6-12 inch Negroid-Australoid Dravidian Penis.

This term testifies to the deep-rooted Dravidian stereotype of the inferiority of the 'Thulukka-Lingam. One reason for this image is that we Indian Muslims are demographically the most predominant Caucasoid ethnic group in Tamil Nadu, outnumbering the 3% Brahmin population with our 5% share. Hence, it is we who have to bear the brunt of North Indian Penis Jokes.

However, the main factor for these beliefs is the notorious Thulukkachi Pondatti

Humourous Tamil & Malayalam double entendre commonly used to denote:
1. 'three quarters', the fraction 3/4.
2. a Muslim Penis, & so a Muslim man.

Based on the Nordic-Iranian Indian Muslim Penis & Pakistani Penis measuring well below the full-sized or 'muzhu' Negroid-Australoid Dravidian Penis, but above the half-sized or 'arai' Indo-Aryan Brahmin Penis.

The inferior size of the fair 'Thulukka-Lingam' as compared to the black 'Tamila-Lingam' has several disastrous consequences for Islam in South India. Given the laxity of the Islamic caste system, it leads to the never-ending exodus of our womenfolk to Dravida men through Interzat Marriages. Almost every 'Thulukkan' family reports at least one Muslimah who has abandoned the One True Faith to become a 'Thulukkachi Pondatti

Lit. 'Muslim Wife', this Tamil & Malayalam term is used by both S Indians & Muslims to denote a Fair Indian Muslim female who is married to a Black Dravidian male. When deified, such a lady is termed 'Thulukkachi Nachiyar'.

The 'Turkic Pondatti' is very common because, given the laxity of the Islamic Caste System, our Indo-Muslim women pursue Dravidoids on account of the enormous size of the Dravidian Penis. Thus, the South Indian Penis is when flaccid, already larger than the average Indo-Aryan Penis when fully hard. And when active, it is twice the mean Indian Muslim Penis or Pakistani Penis.

Unfortunately, so superior is the gratification provided by the 'Dravida Lingam' that Muslim women who have once experienced an 'Andhra Black Cobra' are known to thereafter reject the embraces of us Momins. For, once the normally tight 'Thulukkachi Pundai' has been irreversibly stretched ...

Blanket term for a Punjabi Penis, Afghan Penis, Kashmiri Penis, Indus Penis or a Sindhi Penis. Averaging 4.5-4.9 inches, the 'Paki Dick' is one size larger than the e'X'tra-'S'mall 3.5-4.5 in North Indian Penis & Greek Penis. Thus, it belongs to the 'S'mall category, along with the German Penis & Anglo Penis. Hence, it measures below the 'M'edium 5-5.5 in French Penis & is dwarfed by the 'L'arge 6-9 in Makrani Penis &
Dravidian Penis:

Eth Grp (Region) _ Lngt cm (in) . Ref
Makrani (Angola) . 15.73 (6.19) . a
Dravidian (A P) .. 14.00 (5.51) . b
Pakistani (Pak) .. 12.20 (4.80) . a
Iranian (Iran) ... 11.58 (4.56) . c
Pakistani (Pak) .. 11.43 (4.5) .. d
Bengali (B.desh) . 11.20 (4.4) .. a
N Indian (Punj) .. 10.24 (4.0) .. e

Ref.s:
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Rhyming double entendre denoting:

1. Any person fond of the spicy South Indian Sambar liquid dish, or of Dravidian culture & people in general.

2. Hence, an Oriental or Occidental female who only sleeps with black Dalit-Dravidian men, the thick viscous & salty Sambar being here visualised as representing Dravidian Sperm.

It is well-known that our fair Caucasoid-Mongoloid ladies prefer Dravida men on account of the superior size of the Dravidian Penis. Moreover, once a female has had her genitory stretched out by the legendary Telingana Black Snake, & after she has experienced the extreme duration & great vigour of Dravidian Sex, it becomes virtually impossible for her to be gratified by the comparatively underendowed male of her own race. Hence, women who have slept with Madrasis are known to reject the embraces of males from other races - a process called sexual Dravidianization.

This is, by & large, the primary reason for the high rates of Intercaste Marriages wherever these Negroes of ...

Lit. 'Turkic Penis', this is a formal Telugu term for a circumcised Muslim Penis. In Andhra-Telingana, the South Asian Muslim Penis is smaller than the standard Telugu Penis but larger than the uncircumcised Brahmin Penis.

This Telugu gradatian in penis size, from the large Black Dravidian Penis to the small Oriental Indian Muslim Penis or Pakistani Penis & the extra-small Brahman Penis is largely based on different racial origins. For, as eminent South Indian sexologist Sudhakar Krishnamurti observes, "In general, the average penis size of Blacks is slightly larger than of Whites, {which} is slightly larger than in Asians." ('Sex is Not a Four-Letter Word' N Delhi: Rupa & Co, 2007, p 11) Hence, us minority Thuraka & Baapanoodu males naturally have small penises, as we genetically cluster with our inbred Central & West Asian ancestors ('Presence of three different paternal lineages among North Indians: a study of 560 Y chromosomes' Z Zhao et al. An...