Urban Dictionary: Shake Hands with Beef

2.	Shake Hands with Beef
	The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called. Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way. buy shake hands with beef mugs & shirts wanking wank sperm cum jack off spank it wack off jerk off jizzulate jizz cherry cheese cake by Ginkyzord Oct 11, 2006 add a video
1.	shake hands with beef
	When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat. Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then. Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef! buy shake hands with beef mugs & shirts vegetarian vegan meat peta carne by Pink Dog Jun 7, 2006 add a video