A boy with long hair, possibly homosexual, who likes to eat, act extremely weird, Facebook chats frequently, and makes rude comments to his "friends". Also doesn't refer to his "friends" by insensitive nicknames. Usually named: Jack.
Andrea: "Will you ever say my actual name?"
Jack: "Your name is BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
Andrea: "No, my REAL name....(say my name, say my nameee)"
Jack: "What's up Stank Tank?!"
Andrea: "Whatever, Shaggy Doo."