Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.
John's a bit of a Seymour today...
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.
1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."
Guy: "I'm from Waterbury. But I don't know where that is."
Girl: "Oh. It's between Waterbury and Ansonia."
These people are those that are commonly mocked, due to their inane etiquette and reasoning.
Meaning, that man is such a higher class prick, thinking he's so much better than me. (Or something along those lines, at least, otherwise the usage is incorrect.)