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A document that contains a summary or listing of relevant sex experience and education.
Before his status as "good in bed" could be validated, Richard was forced to submit his sexumé for review.
by spacebot December 04, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Pronounced sex-oo-may.
Easiest explanation: Sex Resume, i.e. sexual history
Man... her sexume is at LEAST 10 pages long...
by yethica June 06, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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