Top Definition
The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.

Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.

Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
by EL KooL May 07, 2010

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