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Object Sexual 

A person who deeply loves inanimate objects; also known asObjectum Sexual. Only 40 of these people are known of in the world, and all are women who are said to have found each other through the Internet. The vast majority of people who have this have a form ofAsperger's, a syndrome which can inhibit social behavior. A woman in Sweden is married to theBerlin Wall, another woman from the U.S. is married to theEiffel Tower. A facination with large-scale engineering structures seem to be common: bridges, buildings, and landmarks- i.e. theBrooklyn Bridge, and theEmpire State Building.
Onlooker #1-
Why is that woman hugging and kissing the bridge?

Onlooker #2-
She is an Object Sexual and finds comfort in loving a non-human object.

Onlooker #1-
You have to be f'ing kidding me!
Object Sexual by MTF March 17, 2009
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Sexual Objectification 

Sexual objectification is the process of representing or treating a person like a sex object, one that serves another’s sexual pleasure.
Guy #1: Damn, that girl's ass is tight. I would tap that!
Guy #2: Dude, why are you sexually objectifying her? Sexual objectification is not cool. She's not an object meant for your pleasure.

Sexual Objectification 

noun
1. A term used by Feminazis to shame men for having a sexuality.
A girl walks by.

Jimbo: She has a nice ass!

Ben: That's sexual objectification! You're a misogynist 'cause you're objectifying her!

Jimbo: Fuck off!

Sexual Objectification 

A term used to control (through policing, via shaming) men's expressions of sexual desire. There is a stated justification ("you are treating this person solely as a sexual object") that can be embellished ("you think this person is only meant for your pleasure") neither of which need to be true, and that requires no substantiation, for the shaming to be applied -- the only true requirement is a man's expression of sexual desire.
♂: "OK, -- but just to be clear -- I do desire to have a sexual relationship with you."
♀: "Ugh! That's sexual objectification! I hate it when men sexually objectify me!!"
Sexual Objectification by Lion1977 November 20, 2022

objectum sexual 

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!
I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.

objectual sexual 

I found a tennis ball on the streets and eventually married it, so that makes me an objectual sexual.

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