a HOTT way of saying I love you. Insert dick into pussy and hump!
I opened my door one day, exhausted from working at McDonalds for 10 hours (dont judge) and my girlfriends sitting on the counter. We had never had sex before. She looks at me and simply says 'im ready'. Im grinned with excitement. I spread out her legs (her clothes still on) and stood in between them. I brushed my fingers through her long wavy black hair. She began frenching, so did I. I picked her up, with her legs still wrapped around my waist, and brought her into our bedroom. She stood against the wall and I held her. I began to pull down her skirt, then I unbuttoned her blouse. Every button that I did, she seemed to become more horny. Once Her Over-clothes were off, I began too work at her bra. She began to get impatient. She pushed me onto the bed and wipped off her bra and panties faster that I could say 'sexy'. I took off my clothes as well. Instead of getting ontop of me (which was what I expected), She went straight for my dick. She began sucking it and licking until it was hard. She then got up and went face to the wall, bent over, put her hands on the wall, spread her legs, and told me too come. I did as my lover requested. I got on my knees and began licking her clit I stuck my tounge into her wet pussy as far as it would go. She was moaning loudly by then. I stood up and began shoving my hard 6-inch dick into her pussy. I starting cumming and she moaned even louder. Then we got on the bed and I said "69". She understood me imediently. She Began licking my hard dick and balls, and I Stuck my warm fingers into her Pussy, then my tounge. Then I pulled her from my dick and lay on top of her. I began licking and sucking at her cold tits. By this time she was screaming "Josh, oh my gawd Josh, Harder" I began sucking her tits harder, and at the same time I put my dick into her pussy.
By the end, she was satisfied, and I was simply exhausted. We went too sleep quickly.
The next week she came downstairs and looked at me with a grin on her face. She said, "It happened, im pregnant" I hugged her with joy, and I proposed.
Then the whole thing started over again.**
What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!
Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few mi...more...
This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.
Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.
Man: What to do when your not watching sports.
Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."
Man: "Let's make fucky"
the number 6 in Swedish
vi har sex rum och kök
(we have six rooms and kitchen)
Sex is A Sensation.
Driven by Temptation.
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination.
To increase the Population.
For the next Generation.
Do you get my Explanation?
or Do you need a Demonstration?
"Sex is a Sensation"