Top Definition
TO SEE HOW MANY SKITTLES YOU CAN FIT IN ONES ASSHOLE

NO LUBE PERMITTED!
Alex: Hey James how many skittles can you fit in your asshole
James: Dude, my record is 17 how about you?
Alex: I'm to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
James: HOLY SHIT!!!
Alex yep but i win sex skittles! :D
by Level89Wizard August 08, 2011

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