A greasy, usually short male between the ages of 12-19. In general, these males are pale in skin tone, and have a slightly grey tint to them. Most of them consider themselves to be cool, yet they're lacking in friends and character. Often, they have a napoleon complex, or are just rude in general. They usually wear dark colors, and may die their hair black, though they aren't in the "goth" category, and usually hang around nerdy blonde males. Most have crooked teeth, and are relatively straight edge. Though they try to deny their innocent tendencies, the average person can see right through them. They are not to be confused with "emos" They wear baggy clothing and though they may carry around guitars, they most likely can't play them. Many have rodent-like pointy features and noses, thus giving them the name "sewer rat".
"Ha ha ha. Look at that sewer rat over there! What did he do to his hair?"