Severus Snape is the Potions teacher of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is also the head of Slytherin, and notorious for hating any house but his own, especially Gryffindor, and especially Harry Potter, the title character of the widely popular series.

Severus is described to be tall and lanky, have sallow, tired skin, greasy black hair, moustache, and goatee, and to be, well, batlike and quite ugly in general. He was widely hated by all Potter fans until Alan Rickman came along. Alan Rickman, a very suave, graceful man with a silky British voice, was cast to play Severus in the movies. When our sexy-for-a-sixty-year-old friend suddenly appeared, Severus went from being loathed, to an object of greatness for some.

Most of these 'some' are ditzy fangirls, who often have sexual fantasies about Severus, or write fanfiction about his gay and/or illegal relationships with other characters or themselves. The other small percentage of this category just think he's awesome, has a cool voice/accent, and has had a sucky life. Those few also believe that he does not deserve to have fangirls clinging to his robes every second, letting out ear-shattering squeals of fangasming.
Severus Snape: "I am Professor Snape, the Potions Master."
Fangirl: "SQUEE! I can has yoo do secksiness with Harry andz Draco plz?"
Severus: "I am sorry. I do not speak fangirl. Ten points from Gryffindor."
Fangirl: "OHEMSQUEE!"
Cool Person: "Oh my fricken' gawd shut the hell up!"

Severus runs away as the Cool Person whips out a chainsaw and battles the merciless Fangirl to the death, but not before rewarding the Cool Person with a galleon.
Cool Person: Thanks Severus!
Severus shouts back while running away, "Don't spend it all in one place!"
by Barclay Royal February 19, 2010
One of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men Dumbledore has ever met.
by MadI MoodE August 02, 2011
A character from the Harry Potter series who teaches potions class and is hated by nearly everyone. Everyone knows Snape was a death eater and they don't know why Dumbledore trusts him. He fought for the love of his life Lily Evans for his entire life, and watched her marry his worst enemy. People all over the world admire Snape for being such a real man and fighting for the love of his life.
“Expecto Patronum!”

From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe: She landed on the office floor, bounded one across the office and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.

“After all this time?”

“Always,”
said Severus Snape.

- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
by LilyEvansPlusSnape September 01, 2011
A heartbroken guy whose life is a never ending bad hair day.
Person 1: Severus Snape needs a haircut!

Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!
by Sevvie Snape May 01, 2011
Harry Potter's REAL Father.
Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.

Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!

Snape: No, I am your father!

Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!

Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by hgdslkhg January 27, 2011
That hot, dark looking professer who is hated by all and all are hated by him!
Snape: I want to spank you
Harry: Oh My!
by Helen August 29, 2003
Severus Snape is such a butt trumpet.
by Mrs Darren Criss March 28, 2011

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