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A character (professor at Hogwarts) in the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling (or, for you illiterate bastards, in the Harry Potter movies).
Characterized as a mean, slimy, suspicious and unpopular professor hated by most of the school's students, especially those outside of Slytherin. This term can also be used by the hopeless Harry Potter geek to refer to said geek's least favorite teacher. HP Geek #1: I can't belive Snape gave us so much math homework! I was going to finish chapter 54 of my Draco/Hermione fan fic!
HP Geek #2: I know! Wait, should I be concerned that I understand what the hell you're saying when you use Harry Potter words to refer to aspects of real life? HP Geek #1: Probably. Maybe you should go see Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing. HP Geek #2: Doh! |
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n. An ambiguous character in the Harry Potter series. He teaches the Potions class, speaks mostly in a whisper and snarls a lot.
In the books, he is a thin, spider-like man with a large hooked nose and greasy black shoulder-length hair. He wears billowing black robes and pretty much dislikes everyone. In the movies, he is Alan Rickman in a non-wizardy but completely adorable outfit. Fangirl: Aaaahhhhh! Cuteness!
Snape: Silence! Fangirl: Sevvie-cakes! Snape: DO NOT CALL ME THAT! |
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Hot bitch professor, who often stars in my kinky Student/Professor fantasies, where I'm the student, yay. :D Holy shit, Snape is so dark and tormented that its FUCKING HOT.
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That hot, dark looking professer who is hated by all and all are hated by him! Snape: I want to spank you
Harry: Oh My! |
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AKA: Professor Snape
Sex in Black Robes Hogwarts Potions Master Extraordinaire, and all around snarky git. Once sworn enemy of MWPP, especially James Potter, who saved his life, and Sirius Black, who risked it. Secretly hiding a good side under all his bitching and whining. Also, inevitable true love of Harry Potter. "Hello, I'm Severus Snape, a greasy-haired git you cannot resist!"
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Sexy Potions master at Hogwarts, hated by all the students there. Snape is HOTT!
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one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men dumbledore has ever known. Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met
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