total dumbass who would break a heart in a heart beat, if he had one.

Seth is the person who is one of the craziest, happy, smart, and amazing guy you will ever meet. With just a few words and a couple of funny jokes, Seth will make you feel very good about yourself,no matter what kind of day you are having.

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Seth

A true gentleman. Chivalry is not dead! Not only are Seths super sexy, but they will also engage you intellectually. Tired of idiot guys who cant even read? Well with a Seth, you wont run into that. Seths have been reffered to as "sexual creatures", and for good reason. A Seth could be txting you and make you crave them...just IMAGINE what his touch would do! Seth's are the Prince Charming's of the world and will sweep their princess's off their feet. Exceptionally loyal, and a great listener, a Seth is a good friend to keep. They will be there for you, listen to you, and relax you with their sexy soothing voices. If your lucky enough to find one of these rare and amazing men, hang on to him!!

An amazing, kind, caring, compassionate person with a large heart and an amazing mind. One who is extremely intelligent and sensitive as well. One with the bluest eyes you will ever, ever see. Also one who "pwns the world" so to speak. Pwnation across the mofoin' nation? Hells yeah.

The ancient Egyptian god of chaos, the embodiment of hostility and even of outright evil. He is also a god of war, deserts, storms, and foreign lands. As the god of deserts he protects the caravans which travel through the desert, but he also causes sandstorms which bring him into conflict with the fertility god Osiris. The two are adversaries and in the Osiris myths, Seth killed his brother and scattered the remains all over Egypt. Seth belongs to the Ennead of Heliopolis and is the son of Geb and Nut (or Re and Nut). He is the brother of Osiris, Isis, and Nephthys, who is sometimes given as his consort, although Seth is more commonly associated with the foreign, Semitic goddesses Astarte and Anat. During the 3rd millenium BCE Seth replaced Horus as the tutelary deity of the pharaohs, but the story of Osiris' murder gained currency and Horus was restored to his original status. The war that followed lasted eighty years, during which Seth tore out Horus' left eye and Horus tore off Seth's foreleg and testicles. Eventually, Horus emerged victorious, or was deemed the victor by the council of the gods, and thus became the rightful ruler of the kingdoms of Lower and Upper Egypt. Seth was forced to return the eye of Horus and was either castrated or killed. In other versions he went to live with the sungod Re, where he became the voice of thunder. In the Book of the Dead, Seth is called "Lord of the Northern Sky" and is held responsible for storms and cloudy weather.

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An extremely cool kid, often dresses nice, wear sunglasses, is egotistical, intelligent, has a high income, and drinks Red Bull on the rocks quite often.

1. The third person to ever be named by man, means "granted"

2. Adam and Eve's third child after Cain killed Able.