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A Seth Bowen is a magical word. If said 3 times in a row on the 2nd friday the 13th of the year he will appear as the great and holy Alpha Jew. It has only been seen once and those who look down upon him are smitten with awe and wonder.
I just said Seth Bowen 3 times and nothing happened, what did I do wrong?

Nothing willy, you said it on the wrong date.
by PATRONUS GET SOME January 02, 2013

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