Donna: "Oh I don't know Tony, how bout we go see a Yankees game? That Derek Jeter is totally not gay."
Tony: "Tell you what my little meatball, I'll put on my best guinea-T, grease up my hair real nice, and drive us on down to Sesame Place in my IROC Z-28. The kid freakin' loves that Elmo guy."
Donna: "Oh Tony, that sounds wonderful, wait till I tell my motha!"
Tony: "Yeah, I sure am great comin' up wit dis here idea, I think I'll treat myself to some pizza..."